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    Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

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    Zabbaiel

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    Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  Zabbaiel on Wed May 16, 2012 6:56 pm

    Rumor has it that:

    Although Baal is a womanizer on-screen, he's actually a deeply closeted homosexual off-screen. This conflicts with previous reports that he was dating teen-hearthrob Taylor Swift.

    Although Iridiel is a cleanly, pious choir boy on-screen, he's actually a grown in the dirt hippie. His love for bugs is real though because he volunteers at a local Insectarium between Engel seasons!

    Beoloth sure has bulked up this season. Is it a new diet or steroids? What does that mean for his supposed secret relationship with Cathatel's actor?!
    [Insert photo of Cathatel angrily staring at Beoloth that can misconstrued as love]

    Did you know that Schaliel and Maroth actually grew up down the street from one another? They went to the same acting school AND the same musical institute! They have an albumn coming out this fall that sounds like a cross between Modest Mouse and My Chemical Romance!

    Although Layiel is a bitch on-screen, she actually was voted Most Funny in her High School!

    Did you know Zabbaiel was prom-queen in Topeka, Kansas?

    PLEASE ADD YOUR RUMORS!
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    Cathetel

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    Re: Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  Cathetel on Wed May 16, 2012 7:53 pm

    Have you heard...?


    Iridiel's actor's hippy roots came greatly into play during season 3 of Engel when Iridiel began "going down the Gnostic path". This was cover for his insistent on-set drug use, most notable in his scene where he was struck blind by the Pontifex (clever cover on the part of the writers to cover for the actor's post-use bouts of lethargy and euphoria; they HAD to shoot due to the tight production schedule). He has since gone to rehab and the job at the Insectarium acts as his therapy/anti-drug.

    This photo of Cathetel and Beoloth has been altered- you can tell by the pixels.

    Laylial's jokester nature is often seen on-set in the form of pranks on her fellow cast-members! The production crew has even taken to removing her during particularly tense and meaningful scenes between characters because of the impact that her whispered jokes were having on the shooting schedule, but somehow the pranks still continue. Look for the blooper reel in the Blu-Ray Boxset!

    All about Baal's so-called romance with Taylor Swift will be revealed in her new hit single "Honky Tonk Yaoi Blues"

    Zabbaiel's actress, in addition to being prom queen, was also class president, all-star track and field, wrestling champion, alligator wrestling champion, an eagle scout, Kansas state fencing champion, FFA chapter leader, and junior bridge champion. She remains bitter about never making the cheerleading squad.

    Maroth and Schaliel's band has broken up, sadly. And now they're back together with a new sound and doing a reunion tour. They are quoted as saying "Two weeks is just too long to go without each other. It feels good to be back, y'know? Right."

    Beoloth's sudden bulking-up has happened since the introduction of Baal. Could sparks be flying off-set?!

    Cathetel's actress was found wandering alone in the woods, her only words "Biscuits for good girls". She has come a long way since her rehabilitation and is said to draw on this mysterious experience during scenes where her character must act troubled or out of control. (Since the first time this happened, sedatives are now available for use by her "handlers".)


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    Re: Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  Phill on Thu May 17, 2012 6:50 pm

    Quoriel is played by a Swedish actor who doesn't know English. He says all his lines phonetically (perfectly, to the delight of the producers) but has very little idea of what is actually going on.

    Although occasionally miffed about being yelled at constantly while in character, he communicates effectively enough through massive Euro-drinking parties, as he is newly 21 and has been drinking legally in Sweden for a long time.

    Both Schaliel and Iadoth have the same on-set tutor, who was tagged to play the mysterious Abessien Woldfred when the original actor wound up poached for another project. Wolfred's actor refuses to let the boys see his copies of the script.

    Atiniel's actress (and her family) are highly religious and frequently grumble about her role. The numerous threats of breaking her contract explains her frequent absence from the show.

    On the other hand, the actor playing Kreutz (who only began imitating Sean Connery as a joke, but was later forced into it by the Director) is a rabid and outspoken atheist.


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    Re: Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  Phill on Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:03 pm

    The producers have contacted a prestigious entertainment law firm for litigation against Blizzard Studios. No further information is available, save that a brief has been filed against the Austin-based game company with accusations of intellectual property theft.

    Several advanced scripts have also been reported missing from sets and trailers.


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    Re: Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  theAshen on Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:30 pm

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been seen on set. Nobody knows why.
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    Post  Beoloth on Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:17 pm

    Shocking Discovery! Although the actor that plays the character of Beoloth in the beloved ongoing Engel series has had no evidence of steroid use for his bulking up. There has been evidence of his violent temper. Just two days ago he assaulted a paparazzi for photographing he and co-star Baal while tying to enjoy a schwarma. Yesterday as seen in the photos we can see him hiding a black eye with shades reportedly from a confrontation with Game of Thrones first season star and acting legend Sean Bean. Today he has taken it a step further with a brawl with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Supposedly over a date that Gordon-Levitt and co-star Cathatel have rumored to have. All of the parties involved have reported no comment however co-star Iridial has tweeted, "Hello. Personal issues are taking its toll on him. He has a terrible temper."
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    Post  Cathetel on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:38 pm

    More news on this developing story:
    It appears that Cathetel's actress has released a statement regarding her involvement with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and co-star Beoloth's recent erratic behavior.

    "Joseph and I just had dinner. He's a nice guy and after spending all my time with my co-stars on Engel, it's a nice change of pace to hang out with someone new. I think Beoloth is just upset about my character's involvement with Ossiel on-screen. Which is totally just on-screen. And needs a lot of private rehearsal to be convincing. Y'know?"

    Gordon-Levitt couldn't be reached for comment. Beoloth's actor reportedly punched the reporter who asked him for comment.

    Currently, Cathetel's Facebook relationship status is listed as "It's Complicated".


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    Re: Engel Actor/Actress Rumor Mill

    Post  Baal on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:49 pm

    Rumor has it that The Pontifex's fake death was shoehorned into the script at the last minute, as the twin boys who play the character are currently wrapped up in a "no holds barred" legal battle with their parents.

    After discovering that their father had spent all of their earnings investing in a company that produces a cornballing machine exclusively sold in Mexico due to the machines numerous safety issues, the boys filed for emancipation. The trial was set to start at the same time as the filming of the new season, so the writers were forced to make a last minute change, going from what was supposed to be a very Pontifex heavy season to almost no Pontifex to speak of.

    Fans were outraged at the obviously jammed in plot twist. After seeing the latest episode, Engelfanboy231 tweeted, "Do the writers of Engel think we, the fans, are retarded or just stupid? First they "fake kill" our favorite character, and now they are trying to hook up Loth and Irridiel!!! That's just plain bad writing! Bring back Serrathaal!!!" Engelfanboy231's assessment is not that far off, as The Pontifex was voted the #2 favorite character in a recent issue of Teen Beat, only losing out to the unstoppable fan juggernaut that is Briel.

    Picketers lined the streets outside of the Engel studios when news of the catastrophic write-in went public. For nearly ten blocks, the sidewalks were littered with feathers and protesters bearing "Bring back Serrathaal" signs. The slogan has become a war cry amongst the disappointed and neglected Engel fans. One annonymous picketer said of the occasion, "Honestly, it's about time the fans rallied together like this. The show started off so good. It captured all our hearts. But, what these writers are doing to it is a crime. I mean seriously, when was last time Briel was even seen in an episode! BRING BACK SERRATHAAL!!!"

    The studio executives could not be reached for comment, but an annonymous source within the production had this to say: "You know, the fans really just need to give us a break on this one. You can't hold us responsible for the failings of our actors. Bring back Serrathaal?! Are they serious?!"

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